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Our 2026 Winter Production:
Four Old Broads
Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation – and NOT another trip up to Helen, Georgia to see that “precious little German village for the umpteenth time.” A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory.
Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail.


Linda Garski
Director
6 women, 1 man
Audition dates:
December 15 & 16 at 6:00 PM
​Production dates:
February 26 & 27 at 7:00 PM
February 28 at 2:00 PM
March 5 & 6 at 7:00 PM
March 7 at 2:00 PM
*CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:
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BEATRICE SHELTON: (Female, presents as senior citizen)
A former burlesque star with an attitude.
EADDY MAE CLAYTON: (Female, presents as senior citizen)
A former nurse and “religious” lady.
IMOGENE FLETCHER: (Female, presents as senior citizen)
The newest resident at Magnolia Place.
PAT JONES: (Female or Male, presents age 40s–50s)
A rude and pushy nurse.
MAUDE JENKINS: (Female, presents as senior citizen)
A funeral and soap opera obsessed frump.
SAM SMITH: (Male, presents as senior citizen)
Retired Elvis impersonator and Casanova.
RUBY SUE BENNETT: (Female or Male, presents age 30s)
A quiet, romance novel loving nurse.
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Note: Although written with senior actors in mind, the roles of the four old broads and Sam can be played by any aged actor IF they can be REALISTICALLY aged to look like a senior.
Tentative Rehearsal Schedule
This schedule is TENTATIVE, and subject to change based on actor availability.
The schedule will be fine-tuned after auditions.



