
Holiday, 2026
The Twelve Months of Christmas
By Scott Icenhower
Audition Dates:
October 12 & 13 at 6:00 PM
Production Dates:
December 3 & 4 at 7:00 PM
December 5 at 2:00 PM
December 10 & 11 at 7:00 PM
December 12 at 2:00 PM
A Holiday Comedy
5 men, 5 women, extra children
Ray awakens from a coma to learn that the country is celebrating Christmas every month, (Hanukkah every quarter), in order to stimulate the economy. “A Christmas Carol” is constantly playing at the local community theatre, Christmas lights blaze all night, and there’s enough fruitcake to choke a camel. Ray himself is different and his bitter attitude is affecting his fiancée, Mary. When she expresses her frustration with not being able to stop the multiple Christmases, and more importantly, with Ray’s behavior, he pulls a stunt that lands him in jail. There he is visited by the mother of the young man who caused Ray’s terrible car accident. Ray also discovers why Mary can’t make any progress in protesting monthly Christmases—a spy! After finding a hidden microphone in their house, Mary and a few family friends come up with a scheme to catch the spy. Will it work, and will Ray ever get the true Christmas spirit?

CAST OF CHARACTERS (5 m, 5 w, extra children and adults)
MARY RICHARDSON: Frustrated activist who is confused about her engagement with Ray. 20s to 30s.
RAY COLLINS: After awakening from a coma, he is trying to deal with his philosophy of life, his religion, his fiancée and the world. 20s to 30s.
MILDRED RICHARDSON: Mother of Mary, wife of Clarence. Long-suffering with a touch of worry, 40s to 60s.
CLARENCE RICHARDSON: Father of Mary, husband of Mildred. Down-to-earth, practical, 40s to 60s
FRANK: Friend of the family, involved with community theatre; not the brightest bulb on the tree. 40s to 70s.
MRS. MURRAY: Friend of the family, Jewish businesswoman. 40s to 70s.
DELORES: Friend of the family, psychic, but really more practical. 40s to 70s.
BOB: An electrician who really enjoys Christmas; hides a dark secret.
OFFICER WILL STAPLETON: Easy-going, good, solid public servant who likes bad jokes. 30s to 60s.
REBECCA FULLER: Mother of drunk driver who seeks forgiveness. 40s to 60s.
EXTRAS:
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VOICES of RADIO DJ and CALLER: Male or female.
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EXTRA CHILDREN: As trick-or-treaters.
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EXTRA ADULTS: Non-speaking radio station employees.
