
Winter, 2027
Four Old Broads on the High Seas
By Leslie Kimbell
Directed by Linda Garski
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Audition Dates:
December 14 & 15 at 6:00 PM
Production Dates:
February 25 & 26 at 7:00 PM
February 3 at 2:00 PM
February 4 & 5 at 7:00 PM
February 6 at 2:00 PM
A Comedy
6 men, 5 women
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Get ready to set sail with your favorite Old Broads. Yes... they’re back again and ready for a Sassy Senior’s cruise to the Bahamas. Beatrice is determined to have her pick of ALL the eligible men on the ship... but Maude, fresh from her win at The Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant, plans on being her biggest competition. Wedding bells are ringing for Sam and Imogene... maybe. And Eaddy... well... she just wants to know what all the fuss is about up on the topless sun deck. Throw in a murder mystery, a fabulous drag queen and a crazy costume party, and you’re in for a laugh-a-minute, side-splitting laugh-out-loud night of fun.


Linda Ott Garski
Director
BEATRICE SHELTON: Senior, bawdy former burlesque dancer
EADDY MAE CLAYTON: Senior, desperately religious
SAM SMITH: Senior, former Elvis impersonator and fiancé to Imogene
IMOGENE FLETCHER: Senior, sassy and bold fiancée of Sam
MAUDE JENKINS: Senior, dingbat wannabe beauty queen
HERBERT: 50s/60s, slick and overly tan villain
CAPTAIN SHELDON STERLING: 50’s/60s, ship’s captain
STEVEN DUPREE/MISS TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD: 20s/40s, luggage porter by day and drag queen entertainer by night
JIM ROCKSTONE/MELVIN TRICKLE : 30s/40s, bumbling ship’s detective
HORACE BUMPUS: Senior, rickety and browbeaten husband
EDNA BUMPUS: Senior, rickety and hard-of-hearing wif
